Hungry Kids

To be sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Hungry kids hungry kids I have two of my own,
And since their birth I've wondered where all my cash has flown!
Oh hungry kids hungry kids their needs they never end
They'll hound my wife and me until we both go round the bend!

We used to have some time that we could call our own,
But ever since we had these guys oh all that time has flown.
But one day I shall show both monsters mine the door
I only hope that I do that before I hit the floor!

Oh hungry kids hungry kids, they quiet do not lie
I know now that I won't find peace until I go and die.
Oh hungry kids hungry kids I have two of my own,
And since their birth I've wondered where all my cash has flown!